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You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

• I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
• You've swallowed a planet!
• You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
• Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff