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You've swallowed a planet! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet!