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You hit me with a cricket bat. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

• I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
• You've swallowed a planet!
• You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
• Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff

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It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

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You've swallowed a planet! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You've swallowed a planet!